[THE OUTLINE FOR THE FERTILITY FESTIVAL PLAY]
[Taishou's 'Improvements' in red]
Play:
The Plot:
King goes to fight an orcish barbarian[should be flatulent, because the ignorant masses find body humor funny] and dies.[King yells YAARGH! as he dies]
The princess[picking flowers] is kidnapped by the orcish barbarian but is rescued by a travelling merc.
The princess falls in love with the merc.
They get married[marriage scene-use Cleric here too] and later become king and queen.
The merc believes that he has everything[Gold, Sword, Mirror, Sundial(?)] in life;doesn't take the time to show the goddess proper respect.
The cleric visits and tells them to pray when the Queen becomes pregnant [bed]. The king tells him to go away b/c they can do things w/o help.
Their child is an orc. [use a live pig for baby]
They lose the throne and are exiled.
Do they repent? Of course they do![Kalira uses sparkly Cantrip for special effects]
Kindly stranger takes them in and they live happily ever after. Their next child is a beautiful baby girl.